Case No. 7906247 – The Memorial Day Shoplifter – [ShopLyfter] Myra Glasford – It’s Memorial Day, and whereas strolling on the mall, Myr’s eye is caught by a fantastic American flag. Her grandfather is a veteran, so she thinks the easiest way to honor him is to steal it as a present. Sadly, Officer Jack Vegas catches her within the act and takes her to a personal room for questioning and an intensive physique inspection. Myra tells the safety guard her scenario, making Jack really feel sympathetic for her. The officer provides to let her go along with the current for her grandpa so long as she does one thing for him too.